TO SEE ONES GRANDMOTHER, verb. phr. (common).To have a nightmare.
TO SEE (or HAVE) ONES GRANDMOTHER (or LITTLE FRIEND, or AUNTIE) WITH ONE. verb. phr. (common).To have the menstrual discharge. See FLAG.
TO SHOOT ONES GRANDMOTHER, verb. phr. (common).To be mistaken; to have found a mares nest; to be disappointed. Commonly Youve shot your grannie.
TO TEACH ONES GRANDMOTHER (or GRANNIE) HOW TO SUCK EGGS, verb. phr. (common).To instruct an expert in his own particular line of business; to talk old to ones seniors.
1811. GROSE and CLARKE, Lexicon Balatronicum, s.v.
1892. Globe, 27 Jan., p. 1, c. 5. Evidently he did not consider, as Englishmen seem to do, that GRANDMOTHERS possess no more knowledge than is required to efficiently SUCK EGGS.
1892. HUME NISBET, The Bushrangers Sweetheart, p. 210. Confound you stupid, what do you take me for, that you try TO TEACH YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO SUCK EGGS.
1892. MILLIKEN, Arry Ballads, p. 77. Shes a TEACHING ER GRANDMOTHER, she is, although shes a littery swell.
MY GRANDMOTHERS REVIEW, subs. phr. (obsolete).The British Review. [The nickname was Lord Byrons.]